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Mullet Madness!
By Christine Kuebler
In the town of Moonieville, a desperate snail impulsively gets a botched hairstyle for the upcoming talent show that he has bet his livelihood on winning. He seeks out help from his best friend and the town cobbler to fix his image before it’s too late!
Will he make it in time for the show?
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About Christine
It all began when Christine crossed paths with a lone snail crossing an impossibly vast and wet pacific northwest parking lot. From that day forward “Side Hustlin Betty” was born and shortly after “Shithouse Schmitty” joined forces with Betty. Through thick and thin these two gastropods endure the hardships and overcome the obstacles of everyday life through grit, hard work, interdependence, and wild adventure!
A little smokin, a little drinkin, a little swearin and a little side hustlin gets them through their days.
Christine lives in Longmont, Colorado with her life partner, Dom and has two sons who serve our beautiful country in the United States Navy.
